Job Description
Domestic Dishwasher Operative (DDO)
The holder of this post will
- empty the dishwasher within 15 minutes ( quarter of an hour) of being asked
- put all dishes, plates, pots and pans away in their correct places
- empty the cutlery basket, placing the cutlery in appropriate containers – not randomly in any open drawer
- use common sense to find suitable alternative venues: stacked-on-the-worktops is not an acceptable place
- re-fill the dishwasher with the mountain of dirty crockery/cutlery left on the side because the dishwasher wasn’t emptied
- will perform this task without recourse to moaning, grumbling or go-slow tactics (except in a light-hearted manner intended to cause amusement whilst getting on with it)
The employers of said D.D.O. (hereby known as The Parents) undertake to:
- allow the D.D.O. to live
- provide heating, lighting, accommodation, a share of the household food & drink and other sundries to the D.D.O.
PMSL You’ve just made my day love x
My pleasure, Garry.
Oh that brought back so many memories of when we had teenagers in the house. But you know what,I still miss them even though they drove me mad at times!!!
I know what you mean. Thanks for commenting, Christine.